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A man in Toledo, Ohio was beat to a pulp during a leisurely walk. Police said it probably has nothing to to with the soul patch growing on his Adam’s apple.
To curb female genital mutilation, Ghana has passed a new law. With this legislation, victims will now be able to use the scrotums of offending mutilators to help restore their vaginas back to their beautiful state.
if i was a cow
i would eat my mother
and milk her
in her death
Nope. It’s the nerves around the back of the throat that causes these protective laryngeal spasms. So, unfortunately, deep-throating is still going to be a choke.
Be like the Congolese businessman who was caught with one hand in the cookie jar and the other in his pants, coldheartedly leaving his wife and seven children for a Norwegian nudist formerly married to a Jewish neo-Nazi politician now turned celebrity chef.
Yes. Try eating more fruit.
Forget Betteridge's law of headlines; this is a definite yes.
That’s not a question. Watch yourself.
That’s ridiculous, faggot.