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Tolerantly Disabled

Kraft, infamous tobacco manufacture and leader in Mac & Cheese, announces their plan to accommodate the tolerantly disabled. We also take a look at equality for bracers, a hunting paraplegic, and much more.

Tolerantly Disabled

Pizza Penis

Pizza penises, black and white penises, pizza deals without penises–you name it, we got it. Also join us with the rest of Africa to celebrate Irish rock band U2’s Caucasian invasion.

Pizza Penis

Pedophile Special
Rinse & Reuse Condom Program
It's Just a Ride

In a double trouble editorial about climate change and drug prohibition, LA News dedicates these thoughts to the late, great teacher Bill Hicks.

It’s Just a Ride

Dr. Duvreau returns to tell us about the Rinse & Reuse Condom Program. We also have drowning lifeguards, Fortune Condoms, ancient proverbs, and the possibility that malaria is an STD.

Rinse & Reuse Condom Program

In this special pedophile issue, we interview Dr. Douglas Duvreau of LA University about pedogerms. We also have a conversation with Dave Lebeau whose politically incorrect faux pas landed him in legal trouble.

Pedophile Special

Lemon Antifreeze Q & A

Are laugh tracks worse than pedophilia? Can you get fat using lip balm? We’d like to think so. Check out our LA Q & A as we answer everything our anxiety-ridden readers ask us.

Lemon Antifreeze Q & A

Pickled Babies Poop Golden Eggs
Rich Taste

As the one percent get fatter we lick our chops. We also take the time to remember the war to end all wars with the liver to end all livers. Read up and rest in peace.

Rich Taste

From pickled babies, to equestrienne ecstasy statistics, to atomic and galactic sexuality–we’ve got all the latest disinformation that actually makes sense.

Pickled Babies Poop Golden Eggs

History is a Funny Thing

What if megalomaniacs had a softer side? LA News delves into that question and also gives you a new product, a new poem, a new study, and an epileptic party to top it off. Warning: seizures imminent.

History is a Funny Thing

Snorting Kiddie Cocaine

Before we recommend losing yourself to your wandering mind, snort some Ritalin and pay attention as we get into tattoos for the deceased, salty meat, unbalanced power dynamics, and much more.

Snorting Kiddie Cocaine

Ohhhh, My Tooth Hurty!

LA catches up with rising star Pamela Feghali as she gets ready for the premiere of Tooth:Hurty. The show is part of the 2017 Ottawa Fringe Festival which runs from the 8th to the 18th of June.

Ohhhh, My Tooth Hurty!

Flowers for Sinners

Stop and smell the flowers, even if you have allergies,’cause Christian Science has the cure. LA’s latest also discusses organic plastic, holocausts, flossing, and other things that ought to cleanse your filthy colon.

Flowers for Sinners