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Kraft, infamous tobacco manufacture and leader in Mac & Cheese, announces their plan to accommodate the tolerantly disabled. We also take a look at equality for bracers, a hunting paraplegic, and much more.
Pizza penises, black and white penises, pizza deals without penises–you name it, we got it. Also join us with the rest of Africa to celebrate Irish rock band U2’s Caucasian invasion.
In a double trouble editorial about climate change and drug prohibition, LA News dedicates these thoughts to the late, great teacher Bill Hicks.
Dr. Duvreau returns to tell us about the Rinse & Reuse Condom Program. We also have drowning lifeguards, Fortune Condoms, ancient proverbs, and the possibility that malaria is an STD.
In this special pedophile issue, we interview Dr. Douglas Duvreau of LA University about pedogerms. We also have a conversation with Dave Lebeau whose politically incorrect faux pas landed him in legal trouble.
Are laugh tracks worse than pedophilia? Can you get fat using lip balm? We’d like to think so. Check out our LA Q & A as we answer everything our anxiety-ridden readers ask us.
As the one percent get fatter we lick our chops. We also take the time to remember the war to end all wars with the liver to end all livers. Read up and rest in peace.
From pickled babies, to equestrienne ecstasy statistics, to atomic and galactic sexuality–we’ve got all the latest disinformation that actually makes sense.
What if megalomaniacs had a softer side? LA News delves into that question and also gives you a new product, a new poem, a new study, and an epileptic party to top it off. Warning: seizures imminent.
Before we recommend losing yourself to your wandering mind, snort some Ritalin and pay attention as we get into tattoos for the deceased, salty meat, unbalanced power dynamics, and much more.
LA catches up with rising star Pamela Feghali as she gets ready for the premiere of Tooth:Hurty. The show is part of the 2017 Ottawa Fringe Festival which runs from the 8th to the 18th of June.
Stop and smell the flowers, even if you have allergies,’cause Christian Science has the cure. LA’s latest also discusses organic plastic, holocausts, flossing, and other things that ought to cleanse your filthy colon.
It’s Asscember so LA’s here to help cure colorectal cancer with assless chaps! Also this quarter, LA looks at Transformer rape, alien feces, two tier rental units, and a little 9-11 history.