Politics, science, religion, with their lulling fixed facts and fiction, are raising sea levels and increasing shirtless selfies. Time to dig deep and sacrifice something, anything, before boredom kills us all.
LA News is the finest source of delirium. As a spontaneous publication with little real world restrictions, it features specialised guests, novel products and diseases, odd affiliates, drug culture, reviews, and more.
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If life gives you lemons...
Perhaps a succession of catastrophic relationships and brute luck bafflement will make you this insane. However, desperate times are a call to action, not an excuse for the unresisting acceptance of habitual suffering.
So throw your historical preconceptions out, regurgitate your meta-ethical confusion, and drink up. We will attain happiness, friends, by any means necessary.
The Sacrificial returns for a Sixth Issue, two sixes short of meeting its Master. In the mean time, however, we explore the lonely journey and what it might take to appease the void inside us all.
It’s Asscember so LA’s here to help cure CRC with assless chaps! Also this quarter, LA looks at Transformer rape, alien feces, two tier rental units, and a little 9-11 history.
Fake surgeries, gas-powered computers, Hitler’s brother, and one hell of an addiction--LA News comes at you like a desperate junkie! So read up and get your temporary fix.