Politics, science, religion, with their lulling fixed facts and fiction, are raising sea levels and increasing shirtless selfies. Time to dig deep and sacrifice something, anything, before boredom kills us all.
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LA catches up with Pamela Feghali as she gets ready for the premiere of Tooth:Hurty. The show is part of the 2017 Ottawa Fringe Festival which runs from the 8th to the 18th of June.
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If life gives you lemons...
Perhaps a succession of catastrophic relationships and brute luck bafflement will make you this insane. However, desperate times are a call to action, not an excuse for the unresisting acceptance of habitual suffering.
So throw your historical preconceptions out, regurgitate your meta-ethical confusion, and drink up. We will attain happiness, friends, by any means necessary.
Stop and smell the flowers, even if you have allergies, ’cause Christian Science has the cure. LA’s latest has everything you need to be happy.