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Lemon Antifreeze presents the net's first soundboard of Matilda’s legendary Miss Trunchbull.

Here’s a Susie Greene Soundboard for all you four eyed fucks and fat pieces of shit.

Listen to our Billy Brown Soundboard before we take a bite out of your cheek and shit you out.


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If life gives you lemons...

Perhaps a succession of catastrophic relationships and brute luck bafflement will make you this insane. However, desperate times are a call to action, not an excuse for the unresisting acceptance of habitual suffering.

There are choices

So throw your historical preconceptions out, regurgitate your meta-ethical confusion, and drink up. We will attain happiness, friends, by any means necessary.

The Sacrificial
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Miss Trunchbull Soundboard (Matilda)
Susie Greene Soundboard (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Billy Brown Soundboard (Buffalo 66)

Fake surgeries, gas-powered computers, Hitler’s brother, and one hell of an addiction--LA News comes at you like a desperate junkie! So read up and get your temporary fix.


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LA proudly presents its new 9-11 digital art gallery You Made Me Watch. Come see artist Damien Bailey untwist and retwist his memories of televised tragedy.

You Made Me Watch You Made Me Watch

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